Nick Jacobi's Biography

Welcome to my Biography

Some Basic info about me:

Birthdate: December 13, 1980
Age: 23
Other Website: Jacobi
Stuff to know: Stuff to know about me huh? Well, let's see. I'm a single guy. I am currently unemployed. I attend the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. My current major is Film. I enjoy activities such as, watching the Simpsons, waiting for the Simpsons to come on, and talking about the Simpsons. I also watch a lot of movies... That's about all I do.
Favorite Food: You might not know it to look at me, but I'm a stickler for a good cheeseburger. Surprisingly, the best cheeseburger I've ever had wasn't made from a cow, it was a buffalo! And boy was it tasty!
Favorite Movie: I don't think there will ever be a movie as funny as Tommy Boy. The jokes in that movie are as funny now, as they were the first time. I also like King Kong. There's nothin' like watching a big gorilla destroy New York. Others are Ordinary People, Braveheart, Spartacus, The Pit, A Little Princess (I'm such a wuss), The Toxic Avenger, The Toxic Avenger IV, Chuck and Buck, Fight Club, Harold and Maude, The Elephant Man, Lord of the Rings, Kill Bill, Shaolin Soccer, The Monster Squad, and Candyman. And I quite enjoyed Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Then I could list some of my favorite experimental films like "Hold Me While I'm Naked," "O, dem Watermelons," "Meshes of the Afternoon," and there's some more. Anything by George Kuchar is awesome. Try and check him out, you won't be disappointed.
Favorite Video Game: My absolute favorite is Lufia and the Fortress of Doom for the Super Nintendo. It is the greatest game ever made. Other favorites are Lufia II, Lufia III, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Secret of Mana, Secret of Evermore, Wild Arms, Final Fantasy III, Legend of Legaia, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Silver/Gold, Harvest Moon, Harvest Moon: Back to Nature, Chrono Trigger, every Zelda game except Link's adventure. I absolutely love Super Smash Brothers and Super Smash Brothers Melee. Then there's also the classics, Donkey Kong, Mario Brothers... The list could go on forever, and it would if I could think of some more games I love.
Favorite Subject: I hate every acedemic class I have ever taken.
Favorite Star: That one, right there. See it?
Favorite Joke What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Give up? Not being retarded! I still laugh when I hear myself telling it! I know, it's mean, I'm sorry.
Number of cars destroyed in a one year period This is embarassing, 2.
What's with your license plate?

It's from a Simpsons episode where they go to Itchy and Scratchy Land and Bart wants a personalized license plate, but they only have 'Bort.' Turns out that these 'Bort' license plates are really popular. So, as a die hard Simpsons fan, this is the best homage to the Simpsons I could think of, to put on my car at least.
Largest fine ever received: $455, I was speeding. I'm an idiot.
Favorite Book: Finally an easy question! Ummmm, uhhhhh, next question.
How many Simpsons episodes have you seen? Every single one, baby!
How many more questions are you gonna make up, until you run out? Well, since I'm such an uncreative freak, I'm out of ideas for questions.